Six Easy Steps to Proving Your Own Stupidity

Sep one: Agree to go to the pub with David Chapman (my Brother) for a quick beer.
Step two: Order a hot dog, during which you have two pints, and in doing so acquire the taste for more beer.
Step three: Let a stranger talk you into doing a quiz.
Step four: Cheat at quiz using Wikipedia.
Step five: Having cheated for pretty much the entire quiz, and getting told off for it, still manage to come last and then become convinced by the winners at the table next to you that the loser wins a pot of Jelly beans.
Step six: Ask barman for said Jelly Beans.

One Comment Add yours

  1. Gill McGrath says:

    step seven teeth fell out

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