Contact

I understand the temptation to email me must be great and I am not one to get in the way of your insatiable urges. Email me about anything. I don’t care. In fact, I could do with the conversation.

You want to review my book? I’ll send you a copy. Having marital difficulties? I will share pictures of kittens with you. Just discovered some amazing new fact? Tell me about it. Just want to email me and hurl rude words around? Great. I have a dictionary (for I collect dictionaries because I am strange person) of old vulgarities that I have had little opportunity to use. There is a chance we will both learn something fantastically insulting.

andrew-chapman@live.co.uk