Dinosaurs, Jetpacks, and Rock Stars!
The funniest and most out of control book your kids will read this year!
They will laugh until they can’t sleep from hiccuping (as happened to one early reader!)
Preorder on Kindle and out now in paperback!!
Publication news!
Dinosaurs, Jetpacks, and Rock Stars! (a book I wrote with Kassidy when she was 6) is available to buy today!
I didn’t realise you couldn’t set up a paperback for preorder so I’ve accidentally launched earlier than planned. (Nothing but professionalism here…)
The Kindle version is up for preorder for the actual release date, which is the 27th February (my daughter, and co-author’s, birthday), but the paperback is out there in the wild all by itself now!
Dinosaurs, Jetpacks, and Rock Stars! Is published! Hurrah!!
Feed me for free
Hello! I have two books to give away. Both as audiobooks and Kindle ebooks. (Unfortunately I only have UK codes left for the audiobooks but the Kindle editions are free to everyone).
The links for the audiobooks are really easy to use. Two clicks and the book will be in your Audible library.
Currently I am not getting paid by work. You can help me feed the family by downloading the audiobook for free as I still get paid commission for free downloads!
In fact, if you don’t already have Audible and you make one of my books the first book you get (which is free, so you won’t need one of my codes) I receive an even higher bounty (and then you can always uninstall after your free trial 👍).
BOOK ONE
Tripping the Night Fantastic
Rude, charming, funny and offensive. Tripping the Night Fantastic is a dark comedy about a writer, Charlie Deavon, who attempts to solve a murder that he is accused of while under the influence of a new hallucinogenic drug called Merlin. Struggling with reality and suspecting he might be a character in a novel, Charlie trips and hallucinates his way to the solution of this unique and uproariously funny murder mystery.
Click here for the audiobook –
https://www.freeaudiobookcodes.com/book_details.php?BOOK_ID=1228
It appears I have made a blunder on the promotion and the kindle edition of this book won’t be available until tomorrow. I do apologise 🤦♂️
BOOK TWO
The Accidental Scoundrel
A group of elderly and bored aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items to pass the time. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he gets engaged to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale. Although Richard is not particularly comfortable with theft, or much of the roguish behaviour that goes with it, he must prove to Rochdale that he has scoundrel potential in order to marry his daughter and, more importantly, stay alive.
With the help of a disgruntled horse and a genius street urchin Richard haphazardly stumbles his way through Rochdale’s trials and not only survives but gains the respect (although he’s not entirely sure how) of Lord Rochdale and his elite group of scoundrels. Now all he has to do is steal a priceless bottle of whiskey.
“Do we have a new Wodehouse?” (Robert Wingfield, The INCA Project)
“Anyone disappointed that Hugh Laurie’s second novel never turned up will be glad they picked up The Accidental Scoundrel and gave it a damn good reading.” – Jem Roberts, author of the upcoming official Fry and Laurie biography, Soupy Twists!
https://www.freeaudiobookcodes.com/book_details.php?BOOK_ID=1229
If you enjoy the books please please do leave a review and include some version of the following to adhere to Audible’s (and Amazon’s) review policies – “I was given this audiobook for free in exchange for an honest review.”
Thank you for reading.
Feral by Matt Serafini – Audiobook Review
A Horror so gruesome blood trickled from my earphones
The book opens with a glorious and bloody first chapter (it begins with a vicious scene involving a girl in a bath tub. I won’t say any more on that).
The story then meanders a bit as you get to know the central group of characters but pretty soon people start disappearing and werewolves start crunching on skulls with their big fanged mouths. At one point a man’s face is torn away like skin from a cooked chicken. So if you like that sort of thing, tuck in.
The narration by Matt Godfrey is excellent. His voice delivers the story to your ears with great efficiency and effectiveness.
Feral is a good start to what I’m sure will be a bloody and howling series.
My only criticism is the meandering second act but much is made up by the quality of the writing. Matt Serafini knows his craft well.
Click here to view the book on Amazon (or on the picture above to go directly to the Audible page).
Future bestseller, Rachel Howells?
Me and Rachel Howells woke up this morning, had a full English, and put on the Bestseller Podcast, as per. AND Rachel and her book were only bloody mentioned! Words like “bestselling” and “author” and “amazing” were thrown around.
Have a listen!
The book is available to buy via Amazon on Kindle and in paperback now! Go get it! What are you waiting for?
The Proof is in the Post-it Note!
Holding the proof copy of Wode House by my beautiful and talented partner, Rachel Howells (@rachypetalface).
We are one day away from the big launch! Tomorrow, Monday, 3/6/19, is the day. Write it in biro on the back of your hand so you don’t forget. Put a post-it note on the foreheads of your children (in case the ink rubs off your hand). Spray paint the side of your vehicle so you are reminded on the way to work. Whatever you do don’t miss the opportunity to be one of the first to read this highly anticipated debut novel.
Click on one of the link below to get your copy.
Or, if link-clicking isn’t your thing, search for Wode House Rachel Howells, in the Amazon search bar.
Scratch that Funny Bone
The Accidental Scoundrel is an Audible laughter factory. It is where giggles are made. Put on your headphones, press play, and soon you’ll be howling like a chuckle obsessed laughter junky.
5 star comedy from Audible. Check out the reviews on Amazon –
Audible UK –
Audible US –
Tripping the Night Fantastic – FREE on Audible
Want a free audiobook? If you don’t already have audible copy and paste the link below to sign up and get Tripping the Night Fantastic for free. (It’s very easy to do. Simply enter your Amazon login and password and you’re off!)
Already have Audible? Why not spend your next credit on a book people are finding hard to pin down, and hard to put down.
It is a murder mystery like no other. You will laugh your socks off and finish the book thinking, “What the hell was that?”
It has been getting great reviews and they are all saying the same thing. “That was a wild, bizarre, and hilarious read.”
Andrew Chapman / Author and Screenwriter 