VLOG! Biscoff Spread Biscoff Biscuit Taste Test!

Kassidy, being the budding YouTuber that she is, has gotten us Vlogging. It’s the hobby of a narcissist but someone’s got to do it. We found spreadable Biscoff on our travels today so the Vlog became a Taste Test.

Tripping the Night Fantastic – Chapter 8

Jane quietly unlocked the front door to her house and peered in. The house seemed to be empty. She went in. She tiptoed over to the kitchen, trying to prevent her feet from making a sound, and lightly opened the door a crack. She looked through and panned across the room. It was empty. She…

Author Interview – Jemahl Evans

Question 1: Who are you and what have you written? My next novel is called This Deceitful Light and will be released by Holland House Books on September 20th. It’s the second in the Blandford Candy series. A rip-roaring historical adventure, mystery, spy, comedy series set in the English Civil War. A bit ‘Flashman meets…

Author Interview – Cee Tee Jackson

Hullawrer chinas, I’m a man of few words, which I’m finding a bit of a limiting factor as an author, so straight in – here goes: Question 1: Who are you and what have you written (Most recent book, no synopsis) I’m Cee Tee Jackson (Colin.) I’m a bit of a short-arse with an even…

It’s FREE! The Accidental Scoundrel is FREE!!

The Accidental Scoundrel is free right now. If you don’t already have it, get it. Kindle e-reader, kindle app on your phone, go to Amazon, download it for free. Read it. Laugh. Go back to Amazon and tell the fucking world how brilliant it is. Do it now. Go on. It’s free. What else are…

Tripping the Night Fantastic – Chapter 5

‘Charlie! Wait up.’ Charlie turned around, ‘Run!’ ‘Fucking hell Charlie what’s the rush?’ ‘What’s the rush? Give me a winning argument for being slow.’ ‘Because… Just hold on!’ Charlie stopped to let Simon catch up. ‘Thank you. Where’s the Basement then? Shall we get a taxi?’ ‘What’s the rush?’ ‘That’s what I just said!’ ‘Yes,…

Author Interview – James Court

Question 1: Who are you and what have you written (Most recent book, no synopsis). I’m James Court, supposedly retired, but active socially and a full-time grandparent. My most recent book on Amazon is ‘Farewell to Peckham‘: the fourth in what was intended to be a series of three comic novels. Question 2: If you…

Tripping the Night Fantastic – Chapter 4

‘Hi Simon!’ Simon admired the view before him with very little surprise. Charlie was steadying himself against the door frame while a very drunk girl was throwing up on the pavement outside. ‘Simon… I err…’ ‘Brought a date with you?’ Simon offered. ‘Yes! A date!’ said Charlie, and then leaned in in an attempt to…

Tripping the Night Fantastic – Chapter 3

The rustle of a newspaper; the sound of two happy people sipping tea and spreading pâté on toast, the sun beaming down on the clean patio garden, the sleeping dog by their side. Simon and his wife couldn’t look like a happier couple if they tried. Actually they didn’t have a dog, I made that…

Tripping the Night Fantastic – Chapter 2

Knock, Knock, Knock. Simon waited for a few seconds. Bang! Bang! Bang! Inside Charlie’s apartment something stirred under a bed sheet. Bang! Bang! Bang! ‘Charlie!’ Charlie opened his eyes, a little confused and world weary thanks to a large bottle of Jack Daniels the night before. Bang! Bang! Bang! ‘Charlie! Open the door!’ Charlie sat…

Tripping the Night Fantastic – Chapter 1

A monster, of indescribable horror – ravaged by booze and lack of sleep – sat at his laptop. Charlie Deavon; an unholy disgrace, stained shirt, stained boxer shorts, wild hair, harassed unshaved face, a dying cigarette hanging from his mouth, and on his desk beside his laptop, the potion that keeps his appearance so ruggedly…

The State of Great Britain

I’m recovering from a terrible hangover. When looking back over the events of 2016 I came across the news of Toblerone shrinking by ten percent. I went out to buy one to find out if the rumours were true, thinking it was surely a sick hoax. I got back home and sat at my dining…