Andrew Chapman An Authors Life, Audiobooks, The Accidental Scoundrel, Tripping the Night Fantastic

Feed me for free

Hello! I have two books to give away. Both as audiobooks and Kindle ebooks. (Unfortunately I only have UK codes left for the audiobooks but the Kindle editions are free to everyone).

The links for the audiobooks are really easy to use. Two clicks and the book will be in your Audible library.

Currently I am not getting paid by work. You can help me feed the family by downloading the audiobook for free as I still get paid commission for free downloads!

In fact, if you don’t already have Audible and you make one of my books the first book you get (which is free, so you won’t need one of my codes) I receive an even higher bounty (and then you can always uninstall after your free trial đź‘Ť).

BOOK ONE

Tripping the Night Fantastic

Rude, charming, funny and offensive. Tripping the Night Fantastic is a dark comedy about a writer, Charlie Deavon, who attempts to solve a murder that he is accused of while under the influence of a new hallucinogenic drug called Merlin. Struggling with reality and suspecting he might be a character in a novel, Charlie trips and hallucinates his way to the solution of this unique and uproariously funny murder mystery.

Click here for the audiobook –

https://www.freeaudiobookcodes.com/book_details.php?BOOK_ID=1228

It appears I have made a blunder on the promotion and the kindle edition of this book won’t be available until tomorrow. I do apologise 🤦‍♂️

Kindle –
UK – https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tripping-Night-Fantastic-Andrew-Chapman-ebook/dp/B0081SHPEW/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1585740505&sr=8-1

US – https://www.amazon.com/Tripping-Night-Fantastic-Andrew-Chapman-ebook/dp/B0081SHPEW/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1585740505&sr=8-1

BOOK TWO

The Accidental Scoundrel

A group of elderly and bored aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items to pass the time. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he gets engaged to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale. Although Richard is not particularly comfortable with theft, or much of the roguish behaviour that goes with it, he must prove to Rochdale that he has scoundrel potential in order to marry his daughter and, more importantly, stay alive.

With the help of a disgruntled horse and a genius street urchin Richard haphazardly stumbles his way through Rochdale’s trials and not only survives but gains the respect (although he’s not entirely sure how) of Lord Rochdale and his elite group of scoundrels. Now all he has to do is steal a priceless bottle of whiskey.

“Do we have a new Wodehouse?” (Robert Wingfield, The INCA Project)

“Anyone disappointed that Hugh Laurie’s second novel never turned up will be glad they picked up The Accidental Scoundrel and gave it a damn good reading.” – Jem Roberts, author of the upcoming official Fry and Laurie biography, Soupy Twists!

https://www.freeaudiobookcodes.com/book_details.php?BOOK_ID=1229

Kindle –
UK – https://www.amazon.co.uk/Accidental-Scoundrel-Andrew-Chapman-ebook/dp/B01M23R7F1/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1585739900&sr=8-1

US – https://www.amazon.com/Accidental-Scoundrel-Andrew-Chapman-ebook/dp/B01M23R7F1/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1585739900&sr=8-1

If you enjoy the books please please do leave a review and include some version of the following to adhere to Audible’s (and Amazon’s) review policies – “I was given this audiobook for free in exchange for an honest review.”

Thank you for reading.

Andrew Chapman Audiobooks, The Accidental Scoundrel, Tripping the Night Fantastic

One Click And It’s Yours. QUICK!

BOOK ONE

Tripping the Night Fantastic … FREE AUDIOBOOK!!! (Normally worth loads of money).

And there’s another one below if you keep scrolling. I’m such a generous dude. Holy moly.

FREE Tripping Audiobook Cover

Rude, charming, funny and offensive. Tripping the Night Fantastic is a dark comedy about a writer, Charlie Deavon, who attempts to solve a murder that he is accused of while under the influence of a new hallucinogenic drug called Merlin. Struggling with reality and suspecting he might be a character in a novel, Charlie trips and hallucinates his way to the solution of this unique and uproariously funny murder mystery.

To get the audiobook for free simply click on this link –

https://www.freeaudiobookcodes.com/book_details.php?BOOK_ID=1228

Tripping Audiobook Cover

Just one click of the button and you can have one or both of my novels delivered straight to your Audible library. No sign up, no accounts, just a free book (that normally costs quite a bit of money).

Once the codes are gone they are gone though. As me and the narrator still get paid when you get the book for free Audible, quite sensibly I suppose, put a limit on how many we can give away.

BOOK TWO

The Accidental Scoundrel

FREE Accidental Scoundrel Audiobook CoverA group of elderly and bored aristocrats have taken to stealing rare and priceless items to pass the time. A young man named Richard gets swept up in their world when he gets engaged to the daughter of the dangerously unpredictable Lord Rochdale. Although Richard is not particularly comfortable with theft, or much of the roguish behaviour that goes with it, he must prove to Rochdale that he has scoundrel potential in order to marry his daughter and, more importantly, stay alive.

Accidental Scoundrel Audiobook CoverWith the help of a disgruntled horse and a genius street urchin Richard haphazardly stumbles his way through Rochdale’s trials and not only survives but gains the respect (although he’s not entirely sure how) of Lord Rochdale and his elite group of scoundrels. Now all he has to do is steal a priceless bottle of whiskey.

“Do we have a new Wodehouse?” (Robert Wingfield, The INCA Project)

“Anyone disappointed that Hugh Laurie’s second novel never turned up will be glad they picked up The Accidental Scoundrel and gave it a damn good reading.” – Jem Roberts, author of the upcoming official Fry and Laurie biography, Soupy Twists!

Same as above, different link – https://www.freeaudiobookcodes.com/book_details.php?BOOK_ID=1229

Andrew Chapman Audiobooks, Tripping the Night Fantastic

Tripping the Night Fantastic – FREE on Audible

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Want a free audiobook? If you don’t already have audible copy and paste the link below to sign up and get Tripping the Night Fantastic for free. (It’s very easy to do. Simply enter your Amazon login and password and you’re off!)

UK – https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/B07DRPD3T8/?source_code=AUKFrDlWS02231890H6-BK-ACX0-119156&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_119156_rh_uk

US – https://www.audible.com/pd/B07DRPB1MH/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-119156&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_119156_rh_us

Already have Audible? Why not spend your next credit on a book people are finding hard to pin down, and hard to put down.

It is a murder mystery like no other. You will laugh your socks off and finish the book thinking, “What the hell was that?”

It has been getting great reviews and they are all saying the same thing. “That was a wild, bizarre, and hilarious read.”

Andrew Chapman The Other Stuff, Uncategorized

It’s FREE! The Accidental Scoundrel is FREE!!

The Accidental Scoundrel CoverThe Accidental Scoundrel is free right now. If you don’t already have it, get it. Kindle e-reader, kindle app on your phone, go to Amazon, download it for free. Read it. Laugh. Go back to Amazon and tell the fucking world how brilliant it is. Do it now. Go on. It’s free.

What else are you going to do? Eat crisps and watch Hollyoaks? Fuck that. Read the book. Jem Roberts likes it and he’s a comedy historian. This is what he said –

“Anyone disappointed that Hugh Laurie’s second novel never turned up will be glad they picked up The Accidental Scoundrel and gave it a damn good reading.” – Jem Roberts, author of the upcoming official Fry and Laurie biography, Soupy Twists!

The Accidental Scoundrel is free now and will be for the next few days. But don’t wait. If you all download it at the same time it will shoot up Amazon’s hourly charts and get it in front of more readers. I don’t even care if you read it. Just download it.

This is my new sales tactic. I’m just going to badger and harass people into getting it. Get the damn book! It’s free! What’s your fucking problem? I think this is going to work.

Get it here my wonderful friends – https://www.amazon.co.uk/Accidental-Scoundrel-Andrew-Chapman-ebook/dp/B01M23R7F1/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1500124216&sr=8-1

Andrew Chapman An Authors Life, Words and Writers

You Read, I’ll get Started on the Dishes.

Free comedyIt is time to attack my flat with an aggressive attitude towards tidiness. I must drag myself away from the page and clean this mess. Thinking straight in this environment of disrepair is near impossible. How do things get so out of control?

There are bowls of finished pasta strewn about. Cups of consumed coffee litter every surface. Guitars are left against walls. The bookshelf is a calamity un-alphabetised incomprehension. There are no clean spoons.

The novel has trapped me in its world of creation so much so that my world has crumbled around me. It is time to take off the blinkers and focus on reality. This could take days to sort out.

So while I am busy cleaning I have a gift for you all. I have made Tripping the Night Fantastic free for the weekend. So while I am knee deep in shit, why don’t you immerse yourself in the weird and humorous world of Charlie Deavon and his hallucinogenic and drunken foray into mystery and murder.

Andrew Chapman An Authors Life

The Hangover Sandwich and Forgotten Freebies

I am a useless and incompetent drunkard. Some things need not be stated so bluntly but this one appears to be true. I tweeted a tweet on Twitter that said, “When I reach 1000 followers I will give Tripping the Night Fantastic away for 2 days!!” It was a good plan – carried out poorly.

That tweet was on the 4th of Feb and at the time I had about 400 followers. 10 days later I had 900. And so I went on to Amazon’s KDP select (the place where authors can manage promotions and track sales) and set the giveaway for this weekend in anticipation of reaching that 1000 follower mark.

It was 3am when I set the promotion. I have no recollection of it. It was all wrong. The next day, to my surprise, Tripping the Night Fantastic was free. 2 Weeks early! So I went back in to KDP and set a new date for the giveaway. This time I was sober and I managed to set the dates correctly. As I type it is the 2nd March, I have 1,056 followers and the book is indeed free this weekend! A sublime achievement. Unfortunately I have also been off work for the last couple of weeks (using up some holiday time to escape from work for a while) and my internal calendar has come adrift from the actual calendar. Yesterday I didn’t realise it was Saturday until about 6pm. I was under the delusional impression that it was a Thursday. And so, because I didn’t know what day it was, I failed to announce that the book was free.

Today I am hung-over (shock and horror) and am only now (2pm) announcing it (see current post). I am not expecting to give away many books.

Now, even though I have messed up my fantastical book giveaway, I have achieved something quite magnificent. Today I designed and built the ultimate hangover cure. I call it The Sandwich of Perpetual Colossusness. And here is a picture of it –

The Almighty Sandwich

The great thing about this sandwich (and what makes it so good for hangovers) is that it can also be used as an impromptu pillow.

Sandwich Pillow

But anyway, enough of this sandwich talk, Tripping the Night Fantastic is free right now, so pop on over to Amazon and get yourself a copy. Reviews are always welcome, good or bad, I don’t mind, it’s always interesting to see what people have to say about it. And I have extended the giveaway to include tomorrow (Monday 3rd March) to make up for the Saturday I lost. Please tweet, facebook, employ a street yeller, email the President, anything you can to help spread the word 🙂